Thursday 23 October 2008

Butterfly overload.

I am a sucker (no pun intended) for a good vampire series, and Moonlight is very good. Already it has managed to gather a huge group of devoted fans, it can almost be considered a cult series already even though it is quite new.
So naturally it has been canceled. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, so I'm only hoping that the last episode doesn't end in a cliffhanger. I'm sure it will though, typical. And a lot of unanswered questions, secrets, character developments etc.
Just like Firefly, it is really annoying. How come they haven't canceled Lost yet then? They are on their fourth season now, and seriously, is ANYONE watching it anymore?

Oh, and I've developed a new diet plan. For other, crazier people that is, not for me. I like to call it: The Book Diet, Eat Your Words or Eat What You Read!

To follow the diet you read a book, any book (not a cookbook). Every time one of the characters eat something you are allowed to eat the same thing. And that is all you are allowed to eat. If you would like to loose weight really quickly all you have to do is eat only what the protagonist is eating, nothing else.

Choose your book wisely, I've already had some fun with this and made a list of books you really shouldn't be reading during the diet:

* Vampire books, do i even have to explain that for you?

* Down and out in Paris and London, unless you enjoy eating white bread with margarine and tea or coffee every other minute.

* Alice in Wonderland.

* Charlie and the chocolate factory, for obvious reasons.

* Babycakes, short story. Unless you think cannibalism is the next, natural step in evolution.

* Any sort of Satanist or cult biography, golly they eat some weird shit!

* The Argos catalog, unless you have a death wish.

* Flowers in the attic. You'd have to eat lots of sweets and fried chicken, then starve yourself for two weeks and end the whole thing by ALMOST eating a dead mouse. Raw.

* The book I'm currently writing. All you'd be able to eat and drink then is two bananas, tea and lots of vodka.


Tomorrow I'm going to London, and when i return i expect to have all sorts of weird and exciting things to blog about. If i don't it means that somewhere, somehow i did something wrong.

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